I've requested our server provider run server diagnostics, since I suspect we may have been suffering from hardware related problems. The diagnostics will take several hours to run.
Since the site has gone down, I'll assume The best word to define here is boom. It's a virtual sound Heard the internet round When the drives on the box meet their doom.
Aside from assuring everyone that back-ups DO exist, I have no major input at the moment. Everything is in Virge's very capable hands and the site will be up and running as soon as possible.
In order to get something like my daily OEDILF fix during this temporary down time, I listened to your 2004 NPR interview with Scott Simon on NPR. Also I checked out the Wordcraft web site, from which, I believe, the OEDILF site emerged. BTW, has the system ever crashed before, or is this the first time?
Oh, my God! I'll be sad and forlorn If the site is still down in the morn; I've been staring all night At our absentee site, And I'm weary of looking at porn.
Wordcraft is my IE front page. I'm in and out of it all day. There haven't been any recent problems with it all so I don't know why you had difficulty. It's fine now. I was there two minutes ago. I'd try again if I were you.
It’s been blown quite apart, all asunder,
Now relies upon Virge, the Boy Wonder.
The OEDILF site is down,
Will the limericks drown
Or be saved by the man from down under?
Thanks Virge...
It’s been blown quite apart, all asunder, Now relies upon Virge, the Boy Wonder. The OEDILF site is down, Will the limericks drown Or be saved by the man from down under?
LJ accounts are free if you wish to join ... I think I have to add your membership to the OEDILF community ... but since anonymous people are posting I obviously left it reasonably open :)
It's to Virge that we look at this time; We just wait ... have a "fix" with a rhyme. Will my hand's shaking cease? Will my mind know some peace? Must I write with a rhythem sublime?
Oh, I am so glad I make weekly backups of all my submitted limericks; if this turns out to be something truly catastrophic and Virge can't recover the limerick database, I'll be the first one ready to (re)submit when we finally do come back up.
The outage has led me to think I'm in serious need of a shrink. I keep checking the site. It's still down -- what a plight! This withdrawal may drive me to drink.
Good luck with this, Virge!
And thanks to whoever mentioned my MadKane.com website/blogs
1.) I may have misspoken earlier. I had wanted to reassure everyone that the database had not been lost because we definitely DO make back-ups. What I neglected to say was that these back-ups are not made instantaneously, so some of the most recent work may have been lost. Virge advises me that there may (repeat [i]may[/i]) be ways to retrieve lost data but, in any case, it wouldn't be a bad idea for everyone to think back over what they've submitted in the past week or so and rewrite it, if possible, and store it somewhere for resubmission later if needed.
2.) Why are there so many "anonymous" postings here? Is no one registering and signing on?
3.) This crash will have the obvious effect of kicking the hell out of Chris Doyle's WEAP spotlight. Gee, CD, that's too bad! (kidding) As soon as we get back up and reestablish our equilibrium, we'll resume the WEAP schedule anew starting with CD's spotlight.
4.) And on an unrelated note, it used to be that the police in Illinois could not stop a motorist simply because he or she was not wearing a seatbelt but that a ticket for this infraction could be written if the motorist was pulled over for some other legitimate reason and wasn't buckled up. I discovered, the hard way, that this is no longer the case. My stats:
...A.) Seat belt use with my grandkids in the car -- absolutely 100% for everyone ...B.) Seat belt use when I'm alone, driving three miles or more -- probably 95% ...C.) Seat belt use when I'm along on a short trip -- I won't lie; I usually blow it off.
No excuse, no, and I really am a believer in belting up. The above figures are strictly my pre-ticket stats and I'm now getting back into the habit of 100% seatbelt use, [i]every[/i] trip, [i]every[/i] time. I strongly suggest you all join me in this.
And now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to get into my car, put my seatbelt on, and drive about two miles to pay my $55 fine.
Why are my italics tags not working? There is a list of HTML tags available here (much greater in number than than those in our Forum, in fact) and "[i]" is listed among them. Plus I notice that someone earlier successfully BFed a word.
When you're driving, I'd like to suggest That to buckle your seat belt is best. Too uncomfy to wear it? Oh, yeah? Just compare it To auto parts piercing your chest.
If trav'ling at more than one mile Per hour I'm sure that then I'll Wear a belt and shoelaces. But til then my braces Will keep my pants on, and with style.
(Although I do use a car from time to time, I'm a great fan of walking if distances are not too great. And yes, I do wear braces to keep my trousers up.)
In a similar vein to mark (above) I've seen some horrors resulting from not wearing seat belts, mainly ruptured aortas and livers in otherwise undamaged bodies (impact with steering column).
I've always used one, even before they became compulsory in the UK. I now run a Volvo, it flashes a red light and makes a furious ticking sound if the ignition is switched on without the driver's belt being in its slot. OK, you can plug it in and sit on it if you really have a death wish....
I am amazed at how much I am missing Oedilf, especially since the last few weeks have been so busy that I haven't had much time to log in. I have barely managed to keep up with my activity list, let alone post anything extra. But now I find I am suffering withdrawal. I miss you all. Virge, you are awesome, hang in there and don't let the pressure get to you. Use whatever time frame you need to, and don't put your health at risk by stressing out too much. ~mrsrev~
Maybe it's just me, but this strikes me a similar to when the power goes out in the summer. You wait for a bit to see whether it's going to be just a brief interruption before you can get back to your normal affairs, but then you give up, and wander outside. Then, in the exodus of neighbors, you start chatting with people you intend to talk to but never seem to have the time.
Not that any of us is usually at much of a loss for words, but there is that sense of displaced people reconnecting here. Kind of cool in a way.
On hardware, we might have to splurge (Need help? Let us know, Chris and Virge) For the motherboard's bent And the memory's rent And the hard drive's in need of a dirge.
I'm serious about L2, by the way- I'm there's anything we can do, be it donations or technical stuff (ok, I'm not going to be of much help there, but I know people who might be) just let us know.
Where were you when the lights went out? In the dark and longing to post limericks! I have this overwhelming urge to fill the bathtub with water and get out the candles and matches. As Mark Mironer suggested, I am also willing to help out if new equipment is required. Glad to hear you are back, mrsrev. Here is a dirge for the motherboard:
The MotherBoard crashed in distress. Did she process our poems to excess? Did she fry when our posts Sizzled: flamings and toasts? Did our puns crack her up, nonetheless?
If somebody (Chris? Virge?) provides a Paypal account email address for donations, I'd be more than happy to send in a donation. And I'm sure many other members would feel the same way.
Let's face it -- time is money -- and if we had to pay someone to do what Virge is doing, it would be very costly. So I think some payment to Virge is appropriate. Moreover, perhaps donations could help fund some additional disk hardware that would mirror the current hardware, so that if this ever happens again, the restoration process would be much easier and faster.
It's great that you know you have back-up, So there's no need to weep, wail or crack up. To God we give thanks For our own memory banks, And I'm sure we'll soon take all the slack up.
Chris/Virge
Just wanted to say best wishes and as others have said, if the fix or the aftermath needs financial or other support, will be glad to help.
On that dark, dismal, dire March day All the limericks on earth went away. Bones are brittle, drives crash-- Wail, voices! Teeth, gnash! We are lost! And verklempt. Let us pray.
There are a number of things that have been slowing me down: - the fact that it takes a couple of hours to upload the limerick database backup, and a couple more for the forum - uploading the limerick database backup twice and still haven't solved a UTF-8 -> ISO-8859-1 character encoding mismatch in the backup - aborting the upload of the forum backup half way through by mucking with the network configuration while it was uploading... d'oh. - finding exactly what settings were working for PHP with the limerick database code, and how the new defaults for PHP5 won't work with phpBB - learning how to set the host/user/db permissions on MySQL... installing phpMyAdmin... and then getting confused about why I couldn't give phpMyAdmin permission to access the database. Sometimes I can be a bit slow.
You'll be pleased to know that I can now see a database of 37,825 limericks on the server's new disk. It's not yet ready to go live.
Going outside to play or read books Are both signs that we're on tenterhooks. So while Chris buckles down, Here's a collective noun For we anapest addicts, it's schnooks.
We Oedilfers pick ash from the pyre As the mushroom cloud spreads ever higher. With a few salvaged rhymes, We’ll get through these hard times, And re-group round a livejournal fire.
I've belatedly sorted out an OpenID login to say onya, Virge. From the AE side of things I can report that fortunately there hadn't been a lot of STCing in the week prior to the crash, so we shouldn't have too much catching up to do there.
Gee, speedy, I'd say we (that is, mostly you) had done quite a bit recently, although I'd say the bulk of that was maybe March 1-4. We did tail off again March 5-7. I guess it depends on how frequently the database was backed up (weekly? daily?).
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Sorry for the delays.
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March 8 2007, 20:36:04 UTC 5 years ago
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
Our disk had crashed. It's now been replaced.Now is the time for reinstallation and restoration from backup. This could take a while, especially since I'm due at work in an hour.
Anonymous
March 8 2007, 22:47:05 UTC 5 years ago
Re: On a clear disk you can seek forever.
Great autoportrait, Virge. The headrays are especially fetching. Thank you for fixing the access.Carol June Hooker
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Oh and...
(via www.marriedtothesea.com)
...just a little something for any OEDILFers who come this way.
March 11 2007, 16:53:50 UTC 5 years ago
Re: Oh and...
Where did you find that old picture of Andy Rooney?5 years ago
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Anonymous
March 9 2007, 06:46:04 UTC 5 years ago
The best word to define here is boom.
It's a virtual sound
Heard the internet round
When the drives on the box meet their doom.
Anonymous
March 9 2007, 06:49:15 UTC 5 years ago
Perhaps something like:
When the server's old drives meet their doom.
(although old may draw too much stress there).
Anonymous
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Anonymous
March 9 2007, 10:23:38 UTC 5 years ago
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March 9 2007, 10:13:44 UTC 5 years ago
If the site is still down in the morn;
I've been staring all night
At our absentee site,
And I'm weary of looking at porn.
Anonymous
March 9 2007, 10:33:48 UTC 5 years ago
http://petersheil.livejournal.com/
http://www.virgilanti.com/journal/
http://speedysnail.com/weblog/
http://www.madkane.com/
More?
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March 9 2007, 11:11:25 UTC 5 years ago
Wordcraft
I can't get to the Wordcraft site, either. Are these problems related?March 9 2007, 21:21:54 UTC 5 years ago
Re: Wordcraft
Wordcraft is my IE front page. I'm in and out of it all day. There haven't been any recent problems with it all so I don't know why you had difficulty. It's fine now. I was there two minutes ago. I'd try again if I were you.Anonymous
March 9 2007, 15:11:59 UTC 5 years ago
OEDILF crash
It’s been blown quite apart, all asunder, Now relies upon Virge, the Boy Wonder. The OEDILF site is down, Will the limericks drown Or be saved by the man from down under? Thanks Virge...Anonymous
March 9 2007, 15:14:31 UTC 5 years ago
OEDILF crash
It’s been blown quite apart, all asunder,Now relies upon Virge, the Boy Wonder.
The OEDILF site is down,
Will the limericks drown
Or be saved by the man from down under?
Thanks Virge...
(Same comment as above, but re-formatted)
Anonymous
March 9 2007, 16:08:39 UTC 5 years ago
Re: OEDILF crash
Posted by BluebelleMarch 9 2007, 15:16:53 UTC 5 years ago
LiveJournal accounts
LJ accounts are free if you wish to join ... I think I have to add your membership to the OEDILF community ... but since anonymous people are posting I obviously left it reasonably open :)It's to Virge that we look at this time;
We just wait ... have a "fix" with a rhyme.
Will my hand's shaking cease?
Will my mind know some peace?
Must I write with a rhythem sublime?
Peace
peter
Anonymous
March 9 2007, 15:44:46 UTC 5 years ago
no need to add me
No need to add me, Peter. I'm already there...Anonymous
March 9 2007, 16:35:33 UTC 5 years ago
Re: no need to add me
I can't believe how addicted I had become after such a short time...I am actually getting work done today at work.
Trossl
Anonymous
March 9 2007, 17:37:21 UTC 5 years ago
awww
Hope OEDILF gets its health back soon...good luck, Virge!c_tennety
Anonymous
March 9 2007, 18:08:59 UTC 5 years ago
Anonymous
March 9 2007, 19:59:50 UTC 5 years ago
Oh, The Insanity
The outage has led me to thinkI'm in serious need of a shrink.
I keep checking the site.
It's still down -- what a plight!
This withdrawal may drive me to drink.
Good luck with this, Virge!
And thanks to whoever mentioned my MadKane.com website/blogs
Mad Kane
March 9 2007, 20:14:46 UTC 5 years ago
A few things...
1.) I may have misspoken earlier. I had wanted to reassure everyone that the database had not been lost because we definitely DO make back-ups. What I neglected to say was that these back-ups are not made instantaneously, so some of the most recent work may have been lost. Virge advises me that there may (repeat [i]may[/i]) be ways to retrieve lost data but, in any case, it wouldn't be a bad idea for everyone to think back over what they've submitted in the past week or so and rewrite it, if possible, and store it somewhere for resubmission later if needed.2.) Why are there so many "anonymous" postings here? Is no one registering and signing on?
3.) This crash will have the obvious effect of kicking the hell out of Chris Doyle's WEAP spotlight. Gee, CD, that's too bad! (kidding) As soon as we get back up and reestablish our equilibrium, we'll resume the WEAP schedule anew starting with CD's spotlight.
4.) And on an unrelated note, it used to be that the police in Illinois could not stop a motorist simply because he or she was not wearing a seatbelt but that a ticket for this infraction could be written if the motorist was pulled over for some other legitimate reason and wasn't buckled up. I discovered, the hard way, that this is no longer the case. My stats:
...A.) Seat belt use with my grandkids in the car -- absolutely 100% for everyone
...B.) Seat belt use when I'm alone, driving three miles or more -- probably 95%
...C.) Seat belt use when I'm along on a short trip -- I won't lie; I usually blow it off.
No excuse, no, and I really am a believer in belting up. The above figures are strictly my pre-ticket stats and I'm now getting back into the habit of 100% seatbelt use, [i]every[/i] trip, [i]every[/i] time. I strongly suggest you all join me in this.
And now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to get into my car, put my seatbelt on, and drive about two miles to pay my $55 fine.
March 9 2007, 20:17:31 UTC 5 years ago
Re: A few things...
Why are my italics tags not working? There is a list of HTML tags available here (much greater in number than than those in our Forum, in fact) and "[i]" is listed among them. Plus I notice that someone earlier successfully BFed a word.Oh, well. You get the idea.
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March 9 2007, 21:14:59 UTC 5 years ago
That to buckle your seat belt is best.
Too uncomfy to wear it?
Oh, yeah? Just compare it
To auto parts piercing your chest.
Anonymous
March 11 2007, 04:15:54 UTC 5 years ago
Uncomfy
Suggest "Not comfy" for "too uncomfy"--there's no need for a neologism here. If you like TAM: "Not so comfy".March 9 2007, 21:39:44 UTC 5 years ago
Per hour I'm sure that then I'll
Wear a belt and shoelaces.
But til then my braces
Will keep my pants on, and with style.
(Although I do use a car from time to time, I'm a great fan of walking if distances are not too great. And yes, I do wear braces to keep my trousers up.)
March 9 2007, 22:05:20 UTC 5 years ago
I've always used one, even before they became compulsory in the UK. I now run a Volvo, it flashes a red light and makes a furious ticking sound if the ignition is switched on without the driver's belt being in its slot. OK, you can plug it in and sit on it if you really have a death wish....
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March 10 2007, 00:08:28 UTC 5 years ago
~mrsrev~
March 10 2007, 02:54:05 UTC 5 years ago
Where were you when the lights went out?
Maybe it's just me, but this strikes me a similar to when the power goes out in the summer. You wait for a bit to see whether it's going to be just a brief interruption before you can get back to your normal affairs, but then you give up, and wander outside. Then, in the exodus of neighbors, you start chatting with people you intend to talk to but never seem to have the time.Not that any of us is usually at much of a loss for words, but there is that sense of displaced people reconnecting here. Kind of cool in a way.
On hardware, we might have to splurge
(Need help? Let us know, Chris and Virge)
For the motherboard's bent
And the memory's rent
And the hard drive's in need of a dirge.
I'm serious about L2, by the way- I'm there's anything we can do, be it donations or technical stuff (ok, I'm not going to be of much help there, but I know people who might be) just let us know.
--Mark
Anonymous
March 10 2007, 03:37:03 UTC 5 years ago
Re: Where were you when the lights went out?
Where were you when the lights went out? In the dark and longing to post limericks! I have this overwhelming urge to fill the bathtub with water and get out the candles and matches. As Mark Mironer suggested, I am also willing to help out if new equipment is required. Glad to hear you are back, mrsrev. Here is a dirge for the motherboard:The MotherBoard crashed in distress.
Did she process our poems to excess?
Did she fry when our posts
Sizzled: flamings and toasts?
Did our puns crack her up, nonetheless?
Carol June Hooker
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March 10 2007, 04:27:47 UTC 5 years ago
—matthewg, who picked a heck of a time to get involved with the site again
Anonymous
March 10 2007, 05:53:55 UTC 5 years ago
Let's face it -- time is money -- and if we had to pay someone to do what Virge is doing, it would be very costly. So I think some payment to Virge is appropriate. Moreover, perhaps donations could help fund some additional disk hardware that would mirror the current hardware, so that if this ever happens again, the restoration process would be much easier and faster.
Mad Kane
http://www.madkane.com
5 years ago
Anonymous
5 years ago
March 10 2007, 08:05:13 UTC 5 years ago
It's great that you know you have back-up,
So there's no need to weep, wail or crack up.
To God we give thanks
For our own memory banks,
And I'm sure we'll soon take all the slack up.
Chris/Virge
Just wanted to say best wishes and as others have said, if the fix or the aftermath needs financial or other support, will be glad to help.
March 10 2007, 10:26:52 UTC 5 years ago
lament
On that dark, dismal, dire March dayAll the limericks on earth went away.
Bones are brittle, drives crash--
Wail, voices! Teeth, gnash!
We are lost! And verklempt. Let us pray.
Anonymous
March 10 2007, 12:11:52 UTC 5 years ago
Re: lament
Set to music from a klezmer band. This echoes my sadness on awakening today with still no OEDILF.Carol June Hooker
March 10 2007, 13:38:53 UTC 5 years ago
Progress
I'm still slogging away.There are a number of things that have been slowing me down:
- the fact that it takes a couple of hours to upload the limerick database backup, and a couple more for the forum
- uploading the limerick database backup twice and still haven't solved a UTF-8 -> ISO-8859-1 character encoding mismatch in the backup
- aborting the upload of the forum backup half way through by mucking with the network configuration while it was uploading... d'oh.
- finding exactly what settings were working for PHP with the limerick database code, and how the new defaults for PHP5 won't work with phpBB
- learning how to set the host/user/db permissions on MySQL... installing phpMyAdmin... and then getting confused about why I couldn't give phpMyAdmin permission to access the database. Sometimes I can be a bit slow.
You'll be pleased to know that I can now see a database of 37,825 limericks on the server's new disk. It's not yet ready to go live.
I should sleep now.
Anonymous
March 10 2007, 15:25:42 UTC 5 years ago
Re: Progress
Not sure what you're running into, but /usr/bin/iconv might be able to help with the character set conversions.5 years ago
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March 10 2007, 13:43:45 UTC 5 years ago
Are both signs that we're on tenterhooks.
So while Chris buckles down,
Here's a collective noun
For we anapest addicts, it's schnooks.
March 10 2007, 13:58:26 UTC 5 years ago
Fallout
We Oedilfers pick ash from the pyreAs the mushroom cloud spreads ever higher.
With a few salvaged rhymes,
We’ll get through these hard times,
And re-group round a livejournal fire.
Just to cheer everyone up.
Anonymous
March 10 2007, 16:02:18 UTC 5 years ago
It's strange to be missing the OEDILF's friendly presence even when I've been around so little lately!
waterrocks
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March 10 2007, 17:38:49 UTC 5 years ago
Anonymous
March 10 2007, 21:37:42 UTC 5 years ago
Cheers, JF
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